Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
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And you get a free, souvenir herpes infection at the exit!
Costs way too much, involves hundreds of children, and you might vomit during the ride?
Totally fake, the ride sucks, and you leave with a bad taste in your mouth?
And diving into that snatch is like a ride through space mountain
BlowNight and the Seven Whores?