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  • 43 40
    Submitted by llamachicaou on Apr 6, 13 at 9:31am

    Costs way too much, involves hundreds of children, and you might vomit during the ride?

  • 43 42
    Submitted by mr_bubb on Apr 6, 13 at 10:54am

    Totally fake, the ride sucks, and you leave with a bad taste in your mouth?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Apr 6, 13 at 8:55pm

    And diving into that snatch is like a ride through space mountain

  • 36 37
    Submitted by mr_bubb on Apr 6, 13 at 11:00am

    And you get a free, souvenir herpes infection at the exit!

  • 37 48
    Submitted by mr_bubb on Apr 6, 13 at 10:56am

    BlowNight and the Seven Whores?