Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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