You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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