i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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I DO TOOOO!!!!!!! WTF
I would have bigger fears if I lived in Mobile
seriously, this is like the 100th time i see people spell "masterbating" on this website. illiterate fucks.
maybe not so much reoccuring as recurring...just sayin.
omg i did once. horrible
What's wrong with that, you could fear walking in on your dad and seeing him being butt-fucked. Now that would cause issues.
I've done it. Far too many times, and at a very tender age. Just old enough to grasp what porn was when I saw it on the TV in our LIVING ROOM ('cause moron didn't even think to go into a private room).
So go lend him a hand, sis
wow same fear right over here! dad, clear your browsing history for god's sake.
Been there and unfortunately done that, multiple times. I just always pretend I don't see him and look straight at where I'm going. It's very awkward, but even I know not to jill off with the door wide open, no matter what the time is.
ew that would be terrible.
hhaha this is like saying "heres a really disturbing thought, deal with that, peace" pretty funny, but weird fear dude
Lol 10:23... that's what I was going to say.
So do I. But that's because I think I may have overheard him doing it before... :\
I think seeing your dad in any situation that involves seeing his penis or butthole is bound to lead to psychological problems later.
Wow 11:53, some things are better left unsaid...
Fifst. That's 4 after first for all you calculator math people. Yay for math teachers. And masturbating dads oh yea.
My mother once sleepwalked into my room while pleasuring herself with a vibrator. Night. (That wasn't true. Made it up.)
that's because you live in alabama and that's expected