i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
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I DO TOOOO!!!!!!! WTF
I would have bigger fears if I lived in Mobile
maybe not so much reoccuring as recurring...just sayin.
What's wrong with that, you could fear walking in on your dad and seeing him being butt-fucked. Now that would cause issues.
seriously, this is like the 100th time i see people spell "masterbating" on this website. illiterate fucks.
omg i did once. horrible
I've done it. Far too many times, and at a very tender age. Just old enough to grasp what porn was when I saw it on the TV in our LIVING ROOM ('cause moron didn't even think to go into a private room).
So go lend him a hand, sis
wow same fear right over here! dad, clear your browsing history for god's sake.
Been there and unfortunately done that, multiple times. I just always pretend I don't see him and look straight at where I'm going. It's very awkward, but even I know not to jill off with the door wide open, no matter what the time is.
hhaha this is like saying "heres a really disturbing thought, deal with that, peace" pretty funny, but weird fear dude
ew that would be terrible.
Lol 10:23... that's what I was going to say.
So do I. But that's because I think I may have overheard him doing it before... :\
I think seeing your dad in any situation that involves seeing his penis or butthole is bound to lead to psychological problems later.
Wow 11:53, some things are better left unsaid...
Fifst. That's 4 after first for all you calculator math people. Yay for math teachers. And masturbating dads oh yea.
that's because you live in alabama and that's expected
My mother once sleepwalked into my room while pleasuring herself with a vibrator. Night. (That wasn't true. Made it up.)