You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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