she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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