she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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