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  • 68 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 8:42pm

    It depends on how you said it, why you said it... If I theoretically walked up to a girl, introduced myself and she responded with "I'm not drunk yet", I would take that as an insult. I don't imagine there being many situations where "I'm not drunk" to a stranger isn't an insult.

  • 70 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:10pm

    hahaha story of my life.

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:03pm

    Good for you. He obviously wasn't worth it

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 12:56am

    Haha ooh BP!! Sounds bout right

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:04pm

    shoulda acted drunk. or got drunk. or offered him a bj and a pretzel. or all of these things.

  • 62 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:47pm

    Well, that guy is obviously a douche who can't sack anyone but a drunk chick.

  • 56 50
    Submitted by andrewsuter1 on Jun 8, 10 at 4:32am

    unidos!!!! Ustados unidos!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:51am

    Why'd u tell him, ya dingleberry?! 

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:14pm

    good way to get rid of someone

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:04am

    should have offered him a pretzel.

  • 59 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:36pm

    That's why you don't try and get guys in the BP area...

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:13am

    what a typical bitch

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Yuma on Feb 21, 10 at 8:38pm

    the only ones who need the girl not to be sober are the ones with absolutely NOTHING downstairs.

  • 57 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 3:30am

    Works every time :-)

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:34pm

    Ya dodged a bullet there OP.

  • 49 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:44am

    He knew it wasn't going to be worth the hassle