My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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