I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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