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  • HAHA sick but so so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:31pm
  • Yeah, you pussies need to chill out. It was mildly amusing. Not at all offensive. But his mom is fucking stupid because it's calcium for bone strungth nuckas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:26pm
  • hmm... not funny nor accurate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:38pm
  • Ok, I actually think this is pretty funny, have a sense of humor people, jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:56am
  • huh. hilarious. Double entrendre incest. My favourite. (Is there some sort of eye-rolling icon we can insert here for this shit?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:15am
  • Get help. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:25am
  • happens to me all the time 2:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i thought it was funny...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:31am
  • Clearly the funniest part was the reply.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:56am
  • well, that's because this idiot made it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:57pm
  • I'm sure he was fucking drunk, calm the hell down, that's what makes it funny. Morons.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm
  • nobody here is asking the REAL question: is his mom hot?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Those who think references to your mom swallowing your load is seriously fucked up and needs counseling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:01pm
  • once again, think before you speak, you twat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Seeing that your mom thought protein was suppose to help with bones, id say you are inbred already... or just fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:47am
  • Relax people it's a freakin joke O_o

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:50pm
  • what if the person who sent this text wasnt even a dude?? it could have possibly been a female telling her mother shes gunna throw eggs at her if she doesnt stop buying so many of them! you have to think of all the possibilities here! hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:54am
  • you guys are taking this wrong! he slipped up. i do this sometimes (never to my own mother, but still). you know how....you're around your friends a lot, and you always say dirty stuff like that as a joke. it's like a reflex. and then you slip up and say it to the wrong person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:51am
  • Burn!

    Submitted by Brokeskater on Oct 11, 10 at 4:14pm
  • ...and then theres not so proud of 847... we were doing so well :-(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:15pm
  • who in their right mind talks like that? damn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:42pm
  • this is not funny people inbreeding is a serious issue in the southern states and it is ruining their already polluted gene pool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:01pm
  • Not to mention that I'm pretty confused how protein's supposed to give you strong bones...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:57am
  • protein is essential for pretty much everything, btw

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:40pm
  • You inbred fuck, this isnt funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:46am
  • why would you say that to your own mother?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:23pm
  • this is fucked up on so many levels

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:42am
  • this has to be the most disgusting text ever...just Gross!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:14am
  • 

    Submitted by heavyweight420 on May 23, 10 at 11:24pm
  • Not funny, inbreeding is not cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:48pm
  • Ding Ding- What is Calcium?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:46am
  • 8:01 you are a moron who pulls facts out of their ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:25pm
  • Omg, guys, stop being so tight... Whoever it was could have meant that he/she was fed up with whatever protein the mom kept making them eat and yelled out a random comeback

    Submitted by babygirl363 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:19pm