My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
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Yeah, you pussies need to chill out. It was mildly amusing. Not at all offensive. But his mom is fucking stupid because it's calcium for bone strungth nuckas.
hmm... not funny nor accurate.
HAHA sick but so so funny
Ok, I actually think this is pretty funny, have a sense of humor people, jesus.
huh. hilarious. Double entrendre incest. My favourite. (Is there some sort of eye-rolling icon we can insert here for this shit?)
Get help. Seriously.
i thought it was funny...
happens to me all the time 2:51
Clearly the funniest part was the reply.
I'm sure he was fucking drunk, calm the hell down, that's what makes it funny. Morons.
Relax people it's a freakin joke O_o
nobody here is asking the REAL question: is his mom hot?
well, that's because this idiot made it up.
Seeing that your mom thought protein was suppose to help with bones, id say you are inbred already... or just fucking stupid.
once again, think before you speak, you twat
Those who think references to your mom swallowing your load is seriously fucked up and needs counseling
what if the person who sent this text wasnt even a dude?? it could have possibly been a female telling her mother shes gunna throw eggs at her if she doesnt stop buying so many of them! you have to think of all the possibilities here!
...and then theres not so proud of 847... we were doing so well :-(
you guys are taking this wrong! he slipped up. i do this sometimes (never to my own mother, but still). you know how....you're around your friends a lot, and you always say dirty stuff like that as a joke. it's like a reflex. and then you slip up and say it to the wrong person.
this is not funny people inbreeding is a serious issue in the southern states and it is ruining their already polluted gene pool
who in their right mind talks like that? damn!
Not to mention that I'm pretty confused how protein's supposed to give you strong bones...
You inbred fuck, this isnt funny.
protein is essential for pretty much everything, btw
this is fucked up on so many levels
this has to be the most disgusting text ever...just Gross!!!
why would you say that to your own mother?
Not funny, inbreeding is not cool
What is Calcium?
8:01 you are a moron who pulls facts out of their ass.
Omg, guys, stop being so tight... Whoever it was could have meant that he/she was fed up with whatever protein the mom kept making them eat and yelled out a random comeback