sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
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I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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