8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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