I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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