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  • 68 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:44pm

    hahah that's awesome. it works out either way, whether she wants to be preggo or not. it's like the test itself... it's either positive or negative, never neutral

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:35am

    haha that kinda like when i told people to have a good night when they bought condoms

  • 63 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:28am

    breaking news: Michael jackson just died of food poisoning. CNN just reported he ate some 12 yr old nuts

  • 59 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:19am

    @10:16... what if she is trying to get pregnant...

  • 54 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54pm

    nobody cares... from the 559

  • 57 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:16am

    you should have added 'whore'.

  • 51 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:21pm

    This is definitely from New Lenox, It's probably from that drug bitch who works at CVS. :)

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09pm

    I hate assholes like you.

  • 56 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:42pm

    2:35 lol, i love saying that to people buying condoms

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:34am

    agreed on that last part 11:03!

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:47pm

    im 815, and it also happened to me.. it also turned out positive. and 1123, more than one city has the same area code. (cuz im rockford)

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39pm

    no, totally new lenox. holler! d? :)

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:23am

    this isnt rockford, this is def new lenox. what up!

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:01am

    Nah I think its humorous.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:20am

    i have bought pregnancy tests a few times in my life, and the last time the clerk said "good luck". i stopped in my tracks. "uhh thanks?" i replied. yeah, it was positive. and my son will be 2 next week! :oD

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33am

    fuck you 10:28 ypu think your funny but your not. mj is one of the most talented people in the world. again fuck u.

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49pm

    crystal lake has that area code.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:05am

    DeKalb FTW yeaah don't know who put this here but was definitely my text. some girl told me she woke up at a party with a guy putting his pants back on in front of her while smiling at her. so she went out and got a pregnancy test. and yeaah shes pregnant

  • 45 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:28am

    Haha, I always want to say something like that. I try to guess if the person is dreading the test or hopeful about it, and I want to respond appropriately but it ends up being the boring, "Have a good night." Maybe I'll wink next time.

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:55am

    NOT A BRILLIANT JOKE. Already heard/seen it hundreds of times. Not clever.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:46pm

    ummm...new lenox, lemont, rockford, lockport, dekalb, princeton, peru, dixon, malta, belvidere, cortland, sycamore.....need i continue with what other cities have that area code, people?

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm

    once i had my guy friend buy one for me and the cashier said that to him... i used to be a cashier and i'd never do that. mad awkward.

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:33am

    haha when my friend texted me that she was pregnant i replied "that sucks :(" i feel awkward whenever i see her kid now.

  • 47 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:46am

    No brilliant joke 10:28. Bravo.

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:32pm

    If the cashier said that to me i'd probably laugh, because the situation is so awkward, and i like awkward jokes

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03pm

    i bet it was cvs, sounds like a typical smart ass/hilarious employee. but that girl who bought it is lucky the cashier wasn;t judging her!

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:51am

    I do that, but always check for a wedding ring first.