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  • nobody cares... from the 559

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:54pm
  • hahah that's awesome. it works out either way, whether she wants to be preggo or not. it's like the test itself... it's either positive or negative, never neutral

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:44pm
  • @10:16... what if she is trying to get pregnant...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:19am
  • haha that kinda like when i told people to have a good night when they bought condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 2:35am
  • breaking news: Michael jackson just died of food poisoning. CNN just reported he ate some 12 yr old nuts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:28am
  • no, totally new lenox. holler! d? :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:39pm
  • you should have added 'whore'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:16am
  • crystal lake has that area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:49pm
  • agreed on that last part 11:03!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:34am
  • This is definitely from New Lenox, It's probably from that drug bitch who works at CVS. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 7:21pm
  • I hate assholes like you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:09pm
  • Haha, I always want to say something like that. I try to guess if the person is dreading the test or hopeful about it, and I want to respond appropriately but it ends up being the boring, "Have a good night." Maybe I'll wink next time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:28am
  • once i had my guy friend buy one for me and the cashier said that to him... i used to be a cashier and i'd never do that. mad awkward.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:14pm
  • im 815, and it also happened to me.. it also turned out positive. and 1123, more than one city has the same area code. (cuz im rockford)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:47pm
  • this isnt rockford, this is def new lenox. what up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:23am
  • Nah I think its humorous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:01am
  • If the cashier said that to me i'd probably laugh, because the situation is so awkward, and i like awkward jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:32pm
  • DeKalb FTW yeaah don't know who put this here but was definitely my text. some girl told me she woke up at a party with a guy putting his pants back on in front of her while smiling at her. so she went out and got a pregnancy test. and yeaah shes pregnant

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 3:05am
  • i bet it was cvs, sounds like a typical smart ass/hilarious employee. but that girl who bought it is lucky the cashier wasn;t judging her!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:03pm
  • fuck you 10:28 ypu think your funny but your not. mj is one of the most talented people in the world. again fuck u.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:33am
  • i have bought pregnancy tests a few times in my life, and the last time the clerk said "good luck". i stopped in my tracks. "uhh thanks?" i replied. yeah, it was positive. and my son will be 2 next week! :oD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:20am
  • No brilliant joke 10:28. Bravo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:46am
  • NOT A BRILLIANT JOKE. Already heard/seen it hundreds of times. Not clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:55am
  • 2:35 lol, i love saying that to people buying condoms

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:42pm
  • haha when my friend texted me that she was pregnant i replied "that sucks :(" i feel awkward whenever i see her kid now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 10:33am
  • ummm...new lenox, lemont, rockford, lockport, dekalb, princeton, peru, dixon, malta, belvidere, cortland, sycamore.....need i continue with what other cities have that area code, people?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I do that, but always check for a wedding ring first.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:51am