8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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