Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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