So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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