False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
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Well played passed out guy, well played.
OMG I am first. I would like to thank all the people that made this possible-Jesus, the girl that got me drunk, Morgan Freeman, that one angry guy, and the fella that makes good subs. I will take first place with pride
the people that downvoted this are either all obsessive firsters or don't get sarcasm
yeah when someone dies they empty their bladder and bowels. he could very well be dead, you should take the pant pissing as evidence that death occured. try checking for a pulse or breathing. wow i feel like an ass for posting such a serious comment on such a drunken great website. sorry to those of you who i made bored by reading this comment.
Not necessarily: shortly after croaking ones bowels/bladder release. Did he actually roll over? You should drop him at the morgue jic.