I want to have your abortion
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$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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