So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Are my feet made of real feet?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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