she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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Did you sparkle afterwards?
If offered a hand job take it. No risk no obligation. It's like shaking hands. And to those naysayers..... I taught my wife how to give a proper hj and now she has more skills than me. She's Luke to my yoda
who the fuck gives handjobs these days? blowjobs are the new goodnight kiss. wtf
you must be 13 yrs old because who the fuck actually wants a handjob??
A hand job is a man's job. A blow job is her job.
11:13, you rock bud! Damned selfish republicans know NOTHING!! Go suck one if you hate on me.
twilight is erotic fiction for preteen girls. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
oh, wow. I love how everyone defaults to 12.
If you are 12 years old then i am impressed and it only gets better. If not you should keep that to yourself cause you suck at life
It did but expect a hand job from Jakob or edward
Just a handjob? Well, it looks like you didn't have to watch it to get it, so you still win.
who brags about a handjob?
Twilight is never good. Even if it gets you a handjob
Just a handjob? Guess she wasn't that "full of love"
it already came out.
Most of you are probably a bunch of nerds who couldn't even get a handjob if you wanted. Handjob by the right girl are great because someone else is actually touching your dicks. But we all know how you inside people like to touch yourself since no one else will
Should've handed her some chloraseptic spray and told her it's for train her gag reflex, Now do work son!!!
Either you suck it or fuck it or get the hell out...what are you in 8th grade getting a handjob. I can give myself a better handjob than any girl, tell her to fuck off...
I watched, came back and had sex with my fiance :P
I think it's funny how Harry Potter fans think they're legit since Twilight came out. You're still not.
what are you, twelve?
But shoulda had a BJ
Fuck handjobs. I would rather jack off myself then let a girl do it. You should of at least got a blowjob.
June, buddy. Good luck!
the fact that she gave you only a hand job says a lot about twilight fans to me. fucking grow up and dish out real goods, or go the fuck home! only 16 year-olds should be subjecting poor fools to hand jobs.
Nice. Twilight still sucks bawls though. I guess in your case it caressed them.
Who wants handjobs when you can do it better yourself?
you gotta find better ways to get paid than 1 handjob a year
Wait who the fuck finds an analog between handjobs and Star Wars?
Yaaay Colorado hand jobs!!
That's all you got? And she's a Twi-Tard? How fat is she?
lol you used a star wars reference for getting handjobs
I think she was full of cum from the first guy she visited after the movie. Didn't need you to top her off.
The first time I watched twilight was the night I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me. Oh, the memories...
maybe if u got a blowjob it would b cool
Not gonna lie; this is funny. Twilight reference or not.
Fuck that.... Tell her to suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone
Yo I don't know what you guys are talkin about. This man is lucky. He did NOTHING and just got a handjob. Talk about haveing your Cake and eatting it to
Handjob is pussy shit, tell her to fuck or suck these nuts or get the hell out. A handjob pssh, you can do that yourself and probably 10x better than she can...man up
Handjob is a mans job.
You either suck it, fuck it, or leave I alone. Cause you can't stroke me like I can on my own.
handjobs fucking suck. id rather jerk off than get a handjob. blowjob+ or gtfo
yeh... i dnt get whts so great about handjobs, i can giv myself one of those w/e, now as for blowjobs...
If they are young, that would mean that people are right when they say twilight is a way to sell sex to young girls, haha
HAND JOB !! LOL Are you 12?
My loose boxer shorts feel better than a girls handjob.
Dick isn't gonna suck it self!?!
Democratic son of Satan? Go shove a bible up your ass, altar boy.
Fuck republicans !!!!
Good thing it wasn't actual sex, who knows what kind of STDs she had.
408 and 420...your Both losers!
a handjob, that's it?
Sucks you get handjobs.
June 30th 2010. To the person below me: hahahaha ur wrong!! Get it right!!
possibly the best thing to ever happen as an effect of twilight
So what if he is young. Hand job is good for the kids who cares
big pussy....you can give yourself a handjob. You need to sack up and shove the one-eyed monster down her throat for chrissake
A handjob? That bs excuse for doing something. Man if she would've came over and did that to me. Yea. She wouldn't be there for long. Kick her ass out. Handjob. Lame ass shit.
Who still gives handjobs? Are you in 7th grade?
im a girl and i would have gave you something other than a hand job. [unless your 12] haha
sounds like your in jr high. find someone else whos not a freak
Wow a hj? What is this 8th grade
Wait, really? Isn't that the opposite of what this Mormon bullshit supposed to be all about?
Fuck you 11:13 nov 22
If you watch Twilight (@November 22, 2009 3:15PM) you deserve everything you got. Harsh, but sorry, the movie, the books and everything about them are vile.
11:13 go the fuck away you democratic son of Satan
sucks your sex life is based on movie release dates.
As long as you didn't have to watch it...just take what you can get lol
Dude...fuck hand jobs. Unless you're 12, then good job kid. But step it up next time, get that dick wet.