Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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