So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
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it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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