oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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