i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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