i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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