I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
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Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
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OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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