sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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