If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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