I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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