I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
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so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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