At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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You should have punched him in the forehead. Or just squeezed his balls really hard. Btw, I'm a guy, and squeezing balls is only funny when it doesn't happen to me.
I like how you post your name like someone actually cares who you are. But yes very horny boy im assuming!
Don't assume it was his girlfriend. I get the impression it was his sister. Fucked up weird either way.
STUPIDEST thing I have Read on here ever
I'm deleting this app off my phone I'm tired of reading about middle schoolers and their idea of funny
You people are so retarded. You must be from California because we don't act like that here in Boston.
i think jeff is awesome. i enjoy his posts way more than the actual texts.
407 ftw! And, wow. INCESTT
what the hell is going on my post?
im horny talk to me on aim my sn is hottywitabody673
Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks.
i think i got this right... you touched your lil bros dick, he yelled for mom, then you preceded to grab his dick. good story
If anyone did this to me, I'd pinch wherever he shoved my hand as hard as I could. Don't date guys who wear helmets as an everyday accessory.
hi im 12 and what is this?
I'm Fingering myself
407? You are where? Goldenrod, Longwood, Kissimee? Oh, I know... Intercession City... well more like "Incest" City
I think 7:05 is the very same guy. I bet his mom is SO PROUD.... and probably used to his immature bullshit.
fuck no!He looks like my bro though!
I LOVE you all. Except for Jeff, I just kind of like him.
Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11
12:48 is just mad her/his dad won't let her/him suck his dick and lick his ass anymore......
why did she shove his dick down her pants?
wth does vvv mean... everyone uses it
These pretzles are making me thirsty
Don't say retarted.
you should have pulled out his cock and started to give him a BJ.
It was probably some retarded kid. If so, this isn't funny, so much as it is weird and sad.
Ok... So you and "Mr. Dick" are siblings, or what then? How lucky you must feel to have a boy, whom's dick you can grab with his Mom around. Honestly, it sounds as if you and your brother are sitting down for supper with your Mom in the kitchen. You will need thrapy later if you are thrilled about his dick now.
The girl is reffering to the guy and his penis as Mr. Dick. That's what makes it funny.
Also, 9:08, it's über
Obvi. The dick in his pants...im thinking....
Awhh 12? I'm 16! It's just a funny app babe.
u know u want it dirty slut...now take it...take it bitch!
Ohhhhh....so close 12:25. Thanks for playing though. But it's spelled "retarded" without the fucking added, otherwise it's "re-fucking-tarded". You're just having a slow pastry apparently
haha at least you can read the funny replies, such as yours!
Umm... I'm guessing two family... Siblings or cousins... Not sure any guy would scream that out with their girlfriend...
Ill take it,in and around!
Leave JEFF ALONE! He is the shit!
Hahah Yes yes yes yes!^^
I fucking know like wtf!
dont people that work for this site read shit before its posted? ive posted on here and it didnt get posted. how can employees not obviously realize when a 12 year old makes up some dumb shit on here
I love you pretzel guy!!
Fake and retarded as fuck
This doesn't even make sense
Wedding crasher style?
this is so dumb
this site has gone down the toilet for real
Oh I get it! This is funny because the girl didn't actually grab his penis, but he told his mom that she did. He must be horny.
Yay 500th thumb down!
so what did the old lady say? She's probably tickled shitless that some whore is seeing her son. She's hoping that you'll get him out of the basement
dude dick move. yes i know that was a horrible joke, but that guy made an ass of himself
12 yr old - What your dad used to make you.
9:02.. Disadvantaged citizens... Or is that a synonym for let me pay my taxs so someone one can not work but live in a gated housing center with cable. But ya umm USA rocks..
ha thats funny as shit. i bet the girl felt so awkawrd. i will definately be doing this to some girl
What does that mean... "First"
odd that there's another text involving penises and mom