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  • You should have punched him in the forehead. Or just squeezed his balls really hard. Btw, I'm a guy, and squeezing balls is only funny when it doesn't happen to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 11:50am
  • I like how you post your name like someone actually cares who you are. But yes very horny boy im assuming!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:53pm
  • Don't assume it was his girlfriend. I get the impression it was his sister. Fucked up weird either way.

    Submitted by bear017 on Aug 4, 10 at 11:30am
  • STUPIDEST thing I have Read on here ever I'm deleting this app off my phone I'm tired of reading about middle schoolers and their idea of funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:57pm
  • You people are so retarded. You must be from California because we don't act like that here in Boston.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:48am
  • 407 ftw! And, wow. INCESTT

    Submitted by taylorface on Mar 16, 10 at 7:35pm
  • i think jeff is awesome. i enjoy his posts way more than the actual texts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:36pm
  • what the hell is going on my post?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:40pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:30am
  • If anyone did this to me, I'd pinch wherever he shoved my hand as hard as I could. Don't date guys who wear helmets as an everyday accessory.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 6:49am
  • i think i got this right... you touched your lil bros dick, he yelled for mom, then you preceded to grab his dick. good story

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:18pm
  • hi im 12 and what is this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:46pm
  • I'm Fingering myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:32pm
  • im horny talk to me on aim my sn is hottywitabody673

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 8:28pm
  • I think 7:05 is the very same guy. I bet his mom is SO PROUD.... and probably used to his immature bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:46am
  • fuck no!He looks like my bro though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:19pm
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:32am
  • I LOVE you all. Except for Jeff, I just kind of like him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:32pm
  • Jesus saves 1 corinthians 6:9-11

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 407? You are where? Goldenrod, Longwood, Kissimee? Oh, I know... Intercession City... well more like "Incest" City

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 12:48 is just mad her/his dad won't let her/him suck his dick and lick his ass anymore......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:20pm
  • why did she shove his dick down her pants?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:56pm
  • wth does vvv mean... everyone uses it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:53pm
  • These pretzles are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Don't say retarted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 9:37pm
  • you should have pulled out his cock and started to give him a BJ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:05am
  • It was probably some retarded kid. If so, this isn't funny, so much as it is weird and sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:45pm
  • Ok... So you and "Mr. Dick" are siblings, or what then? How lucky you must feel to have a boy, whom's dick you can grab with his Mom around. Honestly, it sounds as if you and your brother are sitting down for supper with your Mom in the kitchen. You will need thrapy later if you are thrilled about his dick now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:25pm
  • The girl is reffering to the guy and his penis as Mr. Dick. That's what makes it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Also, 9:08, it's ├╝ber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:49am
  • haha at least you can read the funny replies, such as yours!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:01pm
  • Obvi. The dick in his pants...im thinking....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:51pm
  • Awhh 12? I'm 16! It's just a funny app babe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:49pm
  • u know u want it dirty slut...now take it...take it bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Ohhhhh....so close 12:25. Thanks for playing though. But it's spelled "retarded" without the fucking added, otherwise it's "re-fucking-tarded". You're just having a slow pastry apparently

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:46am
  • Umm... I'm guessing two family... Siblings or cousins... Not sure any guy would scream that out with their girlfriend...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 9:44am
  • Ill take it,in and around!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 10:17pm
  • Leave JEFF ALONE! He is the shit! - Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 10:17am
  • I love you pretzel guy!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 3:33am
  • Hahah Yes yes yes yes!^^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:06pm
  • I fucking know like wtf!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:16pm
  • dont people that work for this site read shit before its posted? ive posted on here and it didnt get posted. how can employees not obviously realize when a 12 year old makes up some dumb shit on here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 6:38pm
  • Fake and retarded as fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:03pm
  • This doesn't even make sense

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:01pm
  • Wedding crasher style?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 4:03am
  • Yay 500th thumb down!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:41pm
  • this is so dumb this site has gone down the toilet for real

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Oh I get it! This is funny because the girl didn't actually grab his penis, but he told his mom that she did. He must be horny. -Jeff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:52pm
  • so what did the old lady say? She's probably tickled shitless that some whore is seeing her son. She's hoping that you'll get him out of the basement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 7:04am
  • dude dick move. yes i know that was a horrible joke, but that guy made an ass of himself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 2:35am
  • 12 yr old - What your dad used to make you. ^.^

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:25am
  • 9:02.. Disadvantaged citizens... Or is that a synonym for let me pay my taxs so someone one can not work but live in a gated housing center with cable. But ya umm USA rocks..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 12:43am
  • ha thats funny as shit. i bet the girl felt so awkawrd. i will definately be doing this to some girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 14, 09 at 5:33pm
  • What does that mean... "First"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:46pm
  • odd that there's another text involving penises and mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 9:16pm
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