At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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