I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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