Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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