Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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