Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
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I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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