what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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