i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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