Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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