I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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