Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Do plants get herpes?
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