btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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