I must be too annoying 4 u.
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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