She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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Always remember a girls name
Maybe she sobered up
OP is just pathetic! Dumbass
She didn't go home with you because she's a stripper, and you paid her to dance with her vagina in your face. You sound like a giant douche, so that's most likely the reason she didn't go home with you.
A way to a girls pants later on in the night, is to remember their name.
guess even whore have standards. he mightve been to distracted to pay attention to what her name was, vagina in the face can do that
Dude, that was just an excuse. She thinks you suck and wouldn't have gone home w you anyway, homey.
EDIT: She wouldn't go home with me cause I am a Tool....
Yeah, girls are crazy like that.
Wat a slut
Dude how hard is it to remember soneone's name??
This also happened to me at a party. Not a stripper, just a slut who was angry I called her the wrong name. Ooops. She showed me the vag and then gave me the quiz. Trap.
Did ur nose get wet?
Agreed. What an uptight cunt
She prolly knew u had a chode
Why didn't you make her? Women love excessive force, believe you me.
It's true. If the bitch still puts up a fight shove a couple roofies down her throat to calm her nerves. The rest is a cake walk, believe you me.
Nice! I finally posted first!
Oh I get it! You Wanted her vagina on your face!