What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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