He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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