i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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