Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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