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  • Submitted by JimThornton on Apr 1, 11 at 3:57pm

    i don't think it's too smart to break up with someone who is in the position to literally bite your dick off

  • Submitted by jayeyeelleelle on Apr 1, 11 at 1:38pm

    I would have finished the blow job and then spit his jizz right back into his face. And I would have definitely aimed for the eyes.

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      Submitted by 2LandBack on Apr 5, 11 at 1:01am

      trust me... it's totally worth it.

  • Submitted by Taipan on Apr 1, 11 at 1:57pm

    Girls, this is why a little self-esteem is a good thing to have.

  • Submitted by Billybobson on Apr 1, 11 at 1:12pm

    Wow, that takes skill!

  • Submitted by speedway on Apr 1, 11 at 2:51pm

    Now what I want to know is; why couldn't he wait until she wad finished to break the news to her? And I bet the blowjob wasn't as good AFTER he did the breakup....

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      Submitted by Unnamed on Apr 2, 11 at 5:28pm

      Probably better.

  • Submitted by scaglietti on Apr 2, 11 at 12:05pm

    Tears make for great lube

  • Submitted by mytwocents on Apr 1, 11 at 2:40pm

    ...complete with the low self esteem type girlfriends?... Go you!

  • Submitted by diabetis on Apr 1, 11 at 7:06pm

    No words... Should have sent.. A poet!

  • Submitted by theJoker45 on Apr 1, 11 at 3:16pm

    Did he give her a ride back to the red light district after she was done too?

  • Submitted by Michguy on Apr 1, 11 at 1:14pm

    He might be missing that action later on.

  • Submitted by Masturch33f on Apr 1, 11 at 2:48pm

    taipan has never seem technodicks. nor has he ever gotten head.

  • Submitted by TBONEa on Apr 1, 11 at 2:27pm

    should have tried to have sex

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    Submitted by 1badmnkee on Jul 14, 11 at 10:45am

    Even Tucker Max would be proud. Kudos!

  • Submitted by tryone43 on Apr 1, 11 at 1:32pm

    That is fuckin great

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    Submitted by TT_1114 on Apr 8, 11 at 1:37am

    Ew that girl needs to have some respect for herself

  • Submitted by babyface89 on Apr 4, 11 at 1:38am

    Bahaha lucky she didn't bite your dick off

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    Submitted by bee222 on Apr 3, 11 at 1:27am

    Almost positive there was teeth after that news

  • Submitted by Gee_eye_joseph on Apr 1, 11 at 3:03pm

    shut yo mouth!

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    Submitted by sdmanbearpig on Apr 28, 11 at 2:03pm

    Best tfln ever

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    Submitted by cakersina on Apr 2, 11 at 4:38am

    I dunno. I think Taipan's a chick though

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    Submitted by grapemist on Apr 3, 11 at 8:06am

    And then you got your own jizz in your mouth?

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    Submitted by respect on Apr 2, 11 at 8:36pm

    I mean, really?