Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
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