chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I take back everything I said about communal showers
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Houston, we have a squirter
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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