Dual....:-)
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Randomize
