WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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