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I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
I hate your face
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
your thong is hanging out like whoa
3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Sry I called you an 8
hotel room ftw
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
return my video game
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
White coat. Heels.
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
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