Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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