he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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