the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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